BODYGUARD QUICK REVIEW: The film is torture!

Our reviewer is watching Bodyguard even as we write this, and she texted saying the movie is torture! There is no story, no characterisation, nothing – only Salman! Well if she was distracted enough to send us messages from the theatre, then we believe her! We wonder what’s happening to Imran Khan who was catching the film at a Bandra theatre in Mumbai. But the real verdict will be out only after Salman’s die-hard fans have watched the film. Let’s see whether this Eid turns out to be good for Sallu or not – at the box office, we mean.