So here we were sitting, at a function to felicitate the bodyguards of our industrywallahs. The guys present were the ones responsible for the safety of Aamir Khan, Saif Ali Khan, Akshay Kumar, Amitabh Bachchan and Hrithik Roshan. All of them seemed both shy and proud that the media glare, for once, was focused on them. When they accepted their awards, all of them spoke about how the stars treated them as a family member and they feel proud of what they do. But it was Hrithik’s bodyguard Vijay Kumar who stood out. After accepting his award, he thanked all the organisers, his employer, “Kareena madam” (the Kapoor gal was at the event) and “the media for making us feel that we exist”. Now isn’t he media savvy? When quizzed on how he protects Hrithik from the swooning female fans, he said cryptically, “It really depends on the situation.” Don’t these answers remind you of someone? Looks like when he heard about the event, he took a crash course from his client on how to deal with the media. And learnt his lessons very well. Applause, please.