Coming soon: Sunny Leone’s ‘Body 2’

Wed, July 25, 2012 3:02pm UTC by 2 Comments
Coming soon: Sunny Leone’s ‘Body 2’

There are 15 films releasing this August. Which are they? And how would their names sound if, like Joker and Gangs of Wasseypur 2, they had English titles?

There are five big releases this August competing with ten smaller films. Quite a few – such as Joker, Gangs of Wasseypur 2, Shuttlecock Boys and From Sydney with Love – have English titles. But what about the rest? Will Sunny Leone’s debut Bollywood film sound exciting if it had an English title? Would you think of Boman Irani-Farah Khan’s romcom as a laughathon if it was called something else? We wondered about all that and came up with a tongue-in-cheek literal take on these much-awaited blockbusters.

Jism 2

Body 2 (Hmmm… not so fun, is it?)

 

Shirin Farhad Ki Toh Nikal Padi

Shirin Farhad’s That Got Out Fell (Nah!)

 

Yeh Jo Mohabbat Hai

This which love is (Too confusing)

 

Main Krishna Hoon

I Krishna Am (Makes sense)

 

5 Ghantey Mein 5 Crore

5 Hours In 5 Crore (Oops, the meaning totally changes, doesn’t it?)

 

Ek Tha Tiger

One There Was Tiger (Hmmmm…)

 

Qayamat Hi Qayamat

Doomsday Only Doomsday (Dark and dire. Shiver)

 

Jalpari

Water fairy (Tee hee)

 

Inkaar

Refusal (Lacks impact)

 

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  • Ralph

    PLEASE STOP THIS NONSENSE!!!!

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    IT MAKES ME EXTREMLY UPSET, MAD, OUTRAGED AND ANNOYED TO EVEN SEE THESE KIND OF ARTICLES ABOUT.. TRANSLATING IT IN ENGLISH..

    BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL!!! YOU GUYS DONT EVEN DO IT CORRECTLY.. !!! YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE DUMB A$$ES WHILE TRYING TO TRANSLATE STUFF HERE..

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