Gauri Khan jealous of Priyanka? Oh, come on!

It’s just one more product of a gossip monger’s overactive imagination and this one we find absurdly hilarious

Here I am, dreaming about my favourite star, and what do I hear? Shahrukh Khan and his wife Gauri have had a tiff over his growing closeness to Priyanka Chopra. Do you really expect me to believe that? So you have a girl who is almost half his age with a severe case of hero-worship, maybe a crush, who giggles and blushes when you just mention Shahrukh’s name. So what? Didn’t you girls out there swoon over his six-pack abs in Om Shanti Om? And when he said, “Main tumhe marte dum tak pyaar karoonga or uske baad bhi” (I will love you till I die and even after that)? That doesn’t mean anything! So why should our dear Piggy C be any different? Bollywood is known for generating link ups, but in the 20 years Shahrukh’s spent here, there hasn’t been a single whiff of any such liaison. And, whether she admits it or not, Priyanka’s heart beats for someone else entirely. You know who I mean, right? So just brush off these rumours and move on to something more real. There’s no trouble in the Khan paradise. Not at this time, sorry!