How would you say Baazi Mehmaan Nawazi Ki in English?

Here’s how we simplify the long and winding names of TV soaps

Life OK’s upcoming show is titled Kaisa Yeh Isk Hai Gazab Ka Risk Hai. Now, the name, apart from being copied from a Bollywood movie song – as usual, is so long that it may not fit into your TV screen if it is less than 32 inches in size. And giving a lengthy show title is a trend we would like to kill asap. But for now we’ll have to grin and bear it, right? Then why not have some fun with in the meanwhile! Here are some of the lengthiest television soap titles at the moment, but with an angrezi twist.

Welcome – Baazi Mehmaan Nawazi Ki: Svagat – Contest of good guest treatment: Welcome

Kaisa Yeh Isk Hai Gazab Ka Risk Hai: How this love is bizarre risk is

Rab Se Sohna Ishq Junoon: Love more good obsession than God

Bade Acche Lagte Hain: Big I like

Aamna Saamna – Investigative: Encounter – Jaanch

Hum Ne Li Hai…Shapath: We have taken…promise!

Hindustan Ke Hunarbaaz: India’s talented

Alaxmi – Hamari Super Bahu: Alaxmi – Our utkrusht daughter-in-law

Housewife Hai…Sab Jaanti Hai: Grihani is….everything knows

Parvarrish – Kuchh Khattee Kuchh Meethi: Upbringing – Some sour some sweet

Dil Ki Nazar Se – Khubsoorat: From heart’s eye – beautiful

Sanskaar – Dharohar Apnon Ki: Values – Legacy of our people