Once Upon Ay Time In Mumbai Dobaara: Most ridiculous dialogues ever!

Fri, August 16, 2013 12:56pm UTC by 46 Comments
Imran Khan and Akshay Kumar

In a desperate attempt to better the 2010 Ajay Devgn-Emraan Hashmi gangster flick, director Milan Luthria and dialogue writer Rajat Arora have gone all over-dramatic, thereby creating a ‘wonder’ world rather than what it was supposed to be: the underworld!

One of the prime factors responsible for Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai’s success, besides Pritam’s music and the screenplay, was certainly the asardaar dialogues by Rajat Arora. And three years later, Milan Luthria has again chosen his favourite writer to bring in the required emotion and intensity to his film without considering the consequences!

Considering the original 2010 gangster drama was a huge success, the new one was highly anticipated by fans of the genre. But when the makers announced roping in Akshay Kumar and Imran Khan for the sequel, excitement levels waned. Several trade pundits and industry experts smelled something fishy in the producers’ – Balaji Motion Pictures and Luthria – decision.

All hell broke loose when we ‘suffered’ through the two-hour plus long Once Upon Ay Time In Mumbai Dobaara, with its tagline – ‘This time it’s personal’. And the ‘personal’ seems to be between the makers and the audience. The film is peppered with dialogues like ‘Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki koi bhi de sakta hai‘ and ‘Jab mila tab ghutne tak aata tha, ab tujhe ghutne pe laana hoga‘ by the Khiladi. Wethinks Luthria and Arora should’ve been a little more careful with these. For those who haven’t watched the film yet, take a dekho at some of the silliest filmi lines in recent times, almost on par with some from Himmatwala, Zilla Ghaziabad or Policegiri, and then decide if you still want to take the risk of watching this film!

Akshay Kumar: Agar main hero ban gaya toh meri pehchan bura maan jayegi

Akshay Kumar to his sub-ordinates: Aslam (Imran) ne mehenge shauk palke apni zindagi sasti kar li hai

Sonakshi Sinha to her mother: Shoaib (Akshay) ka mizaaj badal sakta hai, fitrat nahi

Imran Khan to Sonakshi Sinha: Logon ko jahaa attack aata hai, wahaan mujhe pyaar aata hai (by that he meant heart!)

Imran Khan (in his confused state of mind): Zubaan ki chuppi pyaar ki pappi lene hi nahi degi

Imran Khan to Sonakshi Sinha: Sochke bolunga toh baat bura maan jayegi

Akshay Kumar to Sonakshi Sinha (in his inimitable style and accent): Waah re waah, uski maa ka bharosa!

Imran Khan to Sonakshi Sinha: Pyaar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai – na pyaas bujhti hai, na mann bharta hai

Akshay Kumar to Imran Khan: Koi kaam achcha kare toh shampagne kholo aur bura kare toh… khopdi

Akshay Kumar to Imran Khan: Galti karne walo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek raasta chodta hai… upar ka!

Akshay Kumar to Chetan Hansraj: Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai… tujhe zinda chod diya toh sharafat bura maan jayegi!

Akshay Kumar to Sonakshi Sinha: Samundar ke baad Shoaib is shahar ki pehchaan hai

Imran Khan to Sonakshi Sinha: Bambai sirf do cheezon se chalti hai – luck aur local!

Akshay Kumar: Shoaib toh pyaar se pyaar bhi nahi karta!

Akshay Kumar: Raavan ram ram nahi karte… seedha sita ko utha lete hain

Akshay Kumar to Imran Khan: Pyaar googly hai Aslam, chal jaaye toh badaam nahi toh mungfali hai

Akshay Kumar to Imran Khan: Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki koi bhi de sakta hai

Akshay Kumar to Imran Khan: Jab mila tab ghutne tak aata tha, ab tujhe ghutne pe laana hoga

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  • dodiya nilesh

    supper hite move

  • Sunaina

    Well written review by Dhiren Trivedi. Just to add on to it:

    1. The most wanted don runs around the streets w/o any protection or bodyguards.
    2. When Aslam calls Shohaib the Rich and wanted DON picks up the phone himself.
    3. Sonakshi, akshay and Imran play characters who follow Islam but are seen using words like ‘Bhagwan’ and ‘Ladkiya vrat (fast) rakti hai’.
    4. Mahesh manjrekar, knowing how wicked Shohaib is believes that a small time goon has gone against him based on a phone call
    5.Imran looks confused between being a chocolate boy that he is and a budding gangster he is asked to be.
    6. Last scenes makes Akshay and Imran look like love birds with a weird expression and a hand stretch out style.

    Funny dialogue just one:
    Tu kya instalment mein usko maarega.

  • Sunaina

    Well written review by Dhiren Trivedi. Just to add on to it:

    1. The most wanted don runs around the streets w/o any protection or bodyguards.
    2. When Aslam calls Shohaib the Rich and wanted DON picks up the phone himself.
    3. Sonakshi, akshay and Imran play characters who follow Islam but are seen using words like ‘Bhagwan’ and ‘Ladkiya vrat (fast) rakti hai’.
    4. Mahesh manjrekar, knowing how wicked Shohaib is believes that a small time goon has gone against him based on a phone call
    5.Imran looks confused between being a chocolate boy that he is and a budding gangster he is asked to be.
    6. Last scenes makes Akshay and Imran look like love birds with a weird expression and a hand stretch out style.

    Funny dialogue just one:
    Tu kya installment mein usko maarega.

  • Bhawik Kotadia

    I think the writer of this column has been paid by “Someone”….The movie was good…except the length of the movie…Dialogues were far better than what you are trying to explain…

    • ravi

      true man…I totally agree. Aur andaze-e-bayan bhi utna hi acha tha.
      The writer of this article seems to be a cynic. Let him him watch Ra-One or Chotta bheem stuff. i bet he’ll love the dialogues, because i feel he abhors quality rhetorics…

  • yogi

    Best dialouges since legandary mithun da gunda!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….keep up your good work, may all hell break loose

  • Harwinder

    Manish tujhe film ko raid karna aata hai k nhi behan k lode tu kehta hai ki akshay ne acting thik nhi ki saale tujhe acting k spelling bhi aate hai

    • sishank

      ha saale tujhe to aatti hogi

  • Sahil

    Nice dialougs.
    Now i want to watch this movie

  • Vishal nagwani

    Friendship aur love wala ek dailogue b tha Mujhe yaad nhi h Bt tha…I wann that by email…plz mail me

  • sayyed arbaz

    kise ko itni baduvaaa bhi mat doo ke har koi dua me tumhare moutt mange ……… dua me yaddd rakhna

  • Raj patel

    Chaubees ghante ka waqt he, agar khud nahi aayi to ravan se bachane ke lie koi ram nahi aane wala.

  • Raj patel

    Agli vali ne niyat kharab ki thi, nayi wali to ravan se b ram ram karvati he

  • Patel Raj

    Bure kaam to me bachpan se karte aaya hu…

  • Patel Raj

    Khiladi tha, ab pura khel… raat ko aa jana, sadi kale rang ki aur baki kekapde laal…

  • Patel Raj

    Apne dhandhe ki 1 saying he, jaha 3 ka tigda waha kaam bigda…

  • Patel Raj

    Bahut poweful aadmi hu, 1 phone ghumaunga aur pure saher ki batti gul… baad me ginte rehna taare…

  • Sam

    In awards ki qimat 1 saal ki hoti hai par duwae hamesha kaam aati hai bas dua me yaad rakhna…

  • Raj Manek

    Sorry but these were the dialogues which won our whistles though the movie was not as good as the prequel.

  • Rahul Das

    Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur naam ka khauff … kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye

  • samar pratap

    what is ur prblim,,,,its is flim …so take it dat way,,,,,,,than mention chennai exprss dailog also….were so manu unreal and ridiculous dailougs are said,,,,,nd also depika sings….a songs on hindi accent

  • raj

    pine ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur nam ka khoff…… kabhi kam nahi hona chaiye

  • gaurav

    Once upon atime in mumbai dialogues is good very funny

  • sumeet tiwari

    jeene ki strength,peene ki ca[pacity,bank ka balance aur naam ka khauf kabhi bhi kam nhi hona chahiye warna fitrat bura maan jayegi…

  • Arvind Kuldiya

    Agar tujhe jinda chod diya to Dhanda bura man jaayega…..

  • piyush

    Pyar me marane ke liye taiyar ho jaooo…..

    • Zemz

      Agar tuje jinda chod diya to mera bullet bhuka mar jayega.

  • ankeey aayan

    Agar itna hi bura lagta h ye sab dialog toh ek baar commit kr de k salman ka movie ny jyega randi sala ye sab dialog tu bol skta h aur yaad rakhyo agar meko tu mil gya na toh maar v hath se ny hun samjha laat kha k ghar jyaga haramkhor

  • saurabh parab

    naam bata diya to kissa ban jayega
    aur ye jo pyar k kisse hote hai
    bahot kam logon k hisse hote hai

  • sahil

    one dialogue miss in the starting when aslam was small :

    naam bata diya to penchan bura man jayegi!!!!

  • sheikh naeem

    kya mst movih sach m maza a gya bhaijaan

  • King Abhijeet

    Naam bata diya toh pehchan bura maan jayegi..

  • AMIT

    no words……..no comments

    only.

    awesome, superb,

  • abhijeet mhatre

    Naam batadiya to pehchan bura manjayegi…..

  • lavish kothari

    missed
    Akshay Kumar : ghanta haath mein tha???

  • sitaron ke tutne se aasman ko koi farak nhi padta..

    Lavi verma

  • chirag singh

    stop unnecessarily critcising good movies
    nd the dialogues are good either.
    it is an good movie

  • Nikhil

    U all guys missed d best one .. D most funny one .. I fell off my seat after this …

    Doodh main nimbu jo dalta hai … Paneer uska Hota hai !!!!

    Hahahahahahah!!!

  • King Abhijeet

    Bure kaam toh mai bachpan se karte aa raha hu..

  • samrath

    hero to Marne ke baad searg jAata hai,magar villain jite ji swarg paata hai.

  • Ajit Alive

    Wah re wah teri maa ka bharosa…
    Mujhe a6a banne ka koi shouk nhi…
    Naam bata diya toh pehchan bura maan jayegi…
    Ab kuch aur utarne ko mat bolna wrna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi.

  • shivani

    Phele khilaadi thaa ab puraaa khel hun..

    Mujhe samjhne ke lie dimaag nahi dil lagtaa hai….

    Buss duaa mein yaad rakhnaaa

    Kehtee hai mera dimag museum mein rakhne layaaak hai…

    Sochkee bolungaa toh baat bura man jayegi. …

  • dev

    aslam baccha hai tu apna Tere mathe pe ek pack extra lagaunga magar tujhe marunga Jarur

  • Yash

    Wooo man ….. Awesome dialogue in Once Upon a Time In mumbai Dobara :) ) …. Akshay acting Was mind blowing .. ” ager mein hero ban gya toh meri pehchan bura maan jayengi” . This movie is far better than Chennai Express … Akshay Bhai rocks :) ) …..

  • Munir

    Dua mai yaad rakhna…

  • Shubham

    Pyaar me marne ke liye tayaar ho jao.


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