Rani Mukerji’s top-to-bottom Kamasutra is mind-blasting!

Rani Mukerji’s top-to-bottom Kamasutra is mind-blasting!

The mirchi-hot Rani Mukerji is fascinated by southern sensation Prithviraj. The petite babe lusts after the dark hunk even in her dreams

Rani Mukerji is seen jiggling her tummy, bosom and well-upholstered bottom, all at the same time, in a song from her upcoming film Aiyyaa. Rani plays a Marathi mulgi who falls in love with a guy from the South. We tried to translate the fun lyrics of this relentlessly hilarious song into English – the result of our silly attempt was equally spicy, though the meaning of the number may have got somewhat lost in translation…

Dreamum wakeupum critical conditionum

Earthum quakepum hil dool sab shake upum


Dream, wake-up in critical condition

The earth quakes, wobbles, trembles, everything shakes up


Face to faceum dharti putram

Top to baseum kama sutram

Thighsum thunderum downum underum

Sizeum matterum thinkum wonderum

Jumpingum… pumpingum…

Throbbingum.. thumpingum..

Wune runde mune naale


Face to face the son of soil

From top to bottom Kamasutra

Thighs are thunder down there under

Size does matter think wonders





Heart beatnum dhol peetnum

Love lust double kasht bada dheetnum

Body heatnum hot seatnum

Calling fire brigade bhi defeatnum

Same to sameum dil me utarum

Top to baseum kama sutram


Heart is beating the dhol is beating

Love, lust double knot is big brave

Body is heating, hot is the seat

Calling fire brigade is defeating

Same to same is trickling down into the heart

From top to bottom Kamasutra


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  • Shivangi

    i think raniji is not copying Vidyaji.

  • pinto

    dark hunk? is that how you describe someone in that context up in the article (which is not even meants as tall.dark handsome)? Bollywood and skin colour obsession!!! bollywood spoilt the whole of india with thinking “fair is handsome n pretty, dark is ugly”!

  • dr p.n.goswami

    some ageing heroes and heroines are trying to survive with cosmetic surgery and seven layers of make up.what a pity.

    • Dr. Manas Kapoor

      This is why bollywood is very very far behind hollywood. people are so narrow minded that they don’t want to watch a heroine after she’s crossed 30, no matter how well she acts!!! Rani is one of the best actors (female) of bollywood and AS FAR AS AGE IS CONCERNED, IT DOESN’T MATTER AS LONG AS SHE FITS PERFECTLY IN THAT PARTICULAR ROLE… WHICH I THINK SHE WILL!

      • Taruna

        yes I completely agree with ur thoughts..Dr…….

      • arru

        Shutup! This is a cheap song and those who like it r extremely cheap and disgusting that’s why we r far behind every nation…rani is a cheapri and boys like u enjoy her movement of body and cheap dance and too short clothes…shame on u u r a doctor and liking all this! Hw can you even like all this!



  • Nadeem Sajid

    Its realy new thing to me and tooooooo much intereting…

  • sung @

    what is the meaning of”Wune runde mune naale” ?? :)

    • Unknown

      The meaning of ”Wune runde mune naale” is 1 2 3 4

  • sandeep

    vat a stupidity in dis song. sensor board shud ban dis song.