Rani Mukerji’s top-to-bottom Kamasutra is mind-blasting!

The mirchi-hot Rani Mukerji is fascinated by southern sensation Prithviraj. The petite babe lusts after the dark hunk even in her dreams

Rani Mukerji is seen jiggling her tummy, bosom and well-upholstered bottom, all at the same time, in a song from her upcoming film Aiyyaa. Rani plays a Marathi mulgi who falls in love with a guy from the South. We tried to translate the fun lyrics of this relentlessly hilarious song into English – the result of our silly attempt was equally spicy, though the meaning of the number may have got somewhat lost in translation…

Dreamum wakeupum critical conditionum

Earthum quakepum hil dool sab shake upum


Dream, wake-up in critical condition

The earth quakes, wobbles, trembles, everything shakes up


Face to faceum dharti putram

Top to baseum kama sutram

Thighsum thunderum downum underum

Sizeum matterum thinkum wonderum

Jumpingum… pumpingum…

Throbbingum.. thumpingum..

Wune runde mune naale


Face to face the son of soil

From top to bottom Kamasutra

Thighs are thunder down there under

Size does matter think wonders





Heart beatnum dhol peetnum

Love lust double kasht bada dheetnum

Body heatnum hot seatnum

Calling fire brigade bhi defeatnum

Same to sameum dil me utarum

Top to baseum kama sutram


Heart is beating the dhol is beating

Love, lust double knot is big brave

Body is heating, hot is the seat

Calling fire brigade is defeating

Same to same is trickling down into the heart

From top to bottom Kamasutra


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