What should Anushka Sharma take off: Kacha or baniyan?

Anushka Sharma, Imran Khan and Pankaj Kapur are sending us into hysterical giggles. Here’s how…

Vishal Bhardwaj’s Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola looks like a fun, quirky film. The characters are crazy and the concept is not the usual run-of-the-mill thing. Just like the title of the film, the promo is very odd, but thankfully in a hilarious way. And even as Pankaj Kapur entertains us with his crazy antics, Anushka goes a step ahead and sulks about her out-of-the-blue Meena Kumari complex. We have a feeling that watching this film is going to be like being pulled into a crazy roller-coaster ride. And we are making the most of this maddening whirl already by ‘literally and badly’ translating MKBKM’s dialogues into angrezi. PS:You have to read this one aloud to add the much needed masala tadka…

Imran Khan: Kitne baar samjhaya tujhe, kacha-baniyan pehenke mat ja talaab mein

How many times told you I, don’t go wearing underwear and vest in the lake

Anushka: Ji toh kya utar ke jaya karu – kacha…ya baniyan?

So what do I remove and go, underwear or vest?

Pankaj Kapur: Jab dil saand ho naa, tab har ladki bhains dikhayi deti hai

When the heart is like bull, every girl like a buffalo looks 

Pankaj Kapur: Tumhari kasam nahi kha sakta

I your promise can’t eat

Shabana Azmi: Par mujhe kha sakte ho

But me eat you can 

 Pankaj Kapur: You are delicious