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Would you like to use these pick-up lines from Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola?

Vishal Bhardwaj’s movies are known for their unusual titles. Be it Kaminey, Makdee or 7 Khoon Maaf, the renowned director has always kept us wondering about the strange names of his hatke production

Posted Tue, December 18, 2012 3:39pm IST

Vishal Bhardwaj’s upcoming film has some quirky dialogues in it, but what we found on a popular networking site about the Imran Khan and Anushka Sharma starrer is even quirkier. Take a look!

Vishal Bhardwaj’s movies are known for their unusual titles. Be it Kaminey, Makdee or 7 Khoon Maaf, the renowned director has always kept us wondering about the strange names of his hatke productions. And now his upcoming film Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola-starring Imran Khan, Anushka Sharma and Pankaj Kapoor-is in the news not just for its atypical name but also for some rustic Haryanvi dialogues. But what we found on Facebook is some hilarious one-liners from the movie. We have also converted those pick-up lines into English just in case you want to try out those lines on that hottie you want to be friendly with. So go ahead and give it a try!

 

Suraj itni jaldi nikal aaya ya yeh teri battisi ki roshni hain?

Sun so early came out or this your thirty-two teeth’s light is?

 

Tanne bera hain mausam ore lerme ke common hai? Tham Dono bade garam so?

What’s common between you and the weather? You two are very hot!

 

 Tere liye mera pyaar dast jyoon thamda hee nahi

My love for you is like loose motions, it doesn’t stop only!

 

Ek main aur ek tu, I want to be with you!

One me and one you, I want to be with you!

 

 

 

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