A true account of a self-confessed most die-hard SRK fan and various gamut of emotions he went through when he watched Sultan on opening show!
Sultan is on a box office record breaking spree, it seems going by all the collection figures that we have been getting. It is surely going to be the biggest hit of the year yet, though whether it beats the records of Salman Khan's previous films, Ek Tha Tiger or Bajrangi Bhaijaan, remains to be seen.
So you all have read our official review of Sultan. Now it's time to read another review...sorry, account of a die-hard Shah Rukh Khan fan, who chose to not get named here for being trolled by Salman fans, a guy who went to watch Sultan first day first show!
Here's what he had to say about his experience of what happened during the viewing!
"I am a diehard Shah Rukh Khan, even since singing Kuch Kuch Hota Hai made a girl smile at me (though I later realised she was actually laughing at my bad singing, but what the heck...I got a response from her!). I was angry with Yashraj for making FAN with some fictional character called Gaurav, when they could have just made my biopic. I has sent so many emails to those stubborn studio execs, but none of them got replied...I think they blocked me...can they do that?
Anyways I was also pissed off with them that they dared to release Sultan along with Raees, and was more angry that Raees got postponed as a result. My stupid friends, who are Salman fans, BTW, kept on teasing me by saying 'Shah Rukh darr gaya...Shah Rukh darr gaya...'
I was super angry. I wanted to get back at them. I went to thousand shrines to pray that Sultan turns out to be a bad film and flop big time.
My God never does me wrong, so I was sure my prayers would be answered. I wanted to watch the film FDFS to know how the bad the film has turned out to be.
So I came inside the theatre with enough confidence, thanks to the 5 Axe deos I sprayed on myself!
When the film started, I was like 'Bring it on, dude!'
When Salman made his entry as Sultan in the akhada, the entire theatre erupted! But I was like 'Meh'!
What's there to whistle and clap about? Haven't we seen the same in the trailer as well? Ismein itna naya kya hai? I wanted to ask to those idiots who cheered!
Anyways, the film continued and I was glad to see a defeated looking, paunch-bearing Salman! Ha, where are those famed 6-packs?
There was one scene I really liked when Bhai praised Shah Rukh saab in the film, and said no one can romance like him! I was so blushing...I just hope no one noticed me!
My fave scene, however, was when Anushka slapped Salman! Boy, I just so wanted to kiss her right there and then!
Little did I know that would be the last scene I would cheer! As Salman got into the akhada and the film got better, my mental state got worse!
I so wanted to boo Salman when he showed us that paunch...but his surprisingly terrific acting in that scene SHOCKED me!
Then those darned training sequences happened, and I was worried to see Salman train so hard and looking so good!
Whenever those darned Salman fans began to clap and cheer for Sultan in the MMA matches, I was like...
By the time, the film ended...everyone around me was so happy, but I was like...
The film was good not great...but yeah, it was better than FAN...And I am going to lose my sleep over this!
Wait..What? You want to know my real opinion about the film? Take that, you dumb f$#@!
Disclaimer: The above article is meant to be taken in a light manner. Sometimes, a little laughter is seldom a cause for worry! After all, we love both Shah Rukh and Salman, and even they love each other. Here's the proof...
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